24 Jul 2014 00:07 | 1,207,623 notes | Reblog

I'll try to give solid answers.

  • <b> </b> 1) Sexuality?<p><b></b> 2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?<p><b></b> 3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.<p><b></b> 4) What do you think about most?<p><b></b> 5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?<p><b></b> 6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?<p><b></b> 7) What's your strangest talent?<p><b></b> 8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)<p><b></b> 9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?<p><b></b> 10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?<p><b></b> 11) Do you have any strange phobias?<p><b></b> 12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?<p><b></b> 13) What's your religion?<p><b></b> 14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?<p><b></b> 15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?<p><b></b> 16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?<p><b></b> 17) What was the last lie you told?<p><b></b> 18) Do you believe in karma?<p><b></b> 19) What does your URL mean?<p><b></b> 20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?<p><b></b> 21) Who is your celebrity crush?<p><b></b> 22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?<p><b></b> 23) How do you vent your anger?<p><b></b> 24) Do you have a collection of anything?<p><b></b> 25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?<p><b></b> 26) Are you happy with the person you've become?<p><b></b> 27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?<p><b></b> 28) What's your biggest "what if"?<p><b></b> 29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?<p><b></b> 30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.<p><b></b> 31) Smell the air. What do you smell?<p><b></b> 32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?<p><b></b> 33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?<p><b></b> 34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?<p><b></b> 35) To you, what is the meaning of life?<p><b></b> 36) Define Art.<p><b></b> 37) Do you believe in luck?<p><b></b> 38) What's the weather like right now?<p><b></b> 39) What time is it?<p><b></b> 40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?<p><b></b> 41) What was the last book you read?<p><b></b> 42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?<p><b></b> 43) Do you have any nicknames?<p><b></b> 44) What was the last movie you saw?<p><b></b> 45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?<p><b></b> 46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?<p><b></b> 47) Do you have any obsessions right now?<p><b></b> 48) What's your sexual orientation?<p><b></b> 49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?<p><b></b> 50) Do you believe in magic?<p><b></b> 51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?<p><b></b> 52) What is your astrological sign?<p><b></b> 53) Do you save money or spend it?<p><b></b> 54) What's the last thing you purchased?<p><b></b> 55) Love or lust?<p><b></b> 56) In a relationship?<p><b></b> 57) How many relationships have you had?<p><b></b> 58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?<p><b></b> 59) Where were you yesterday?<p><b></b> 60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?<p><b></b> 61) Are you wearing socks right now?<p><b></b> 62) What's your favorite animal?<p><b></b> 63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?<p><b></b> 64) Where is your best friend?<p><b></b> 65) Spit or swallow?(;<p><b></b> 66) What is your heritage?<p><b></b> 67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?<p><b></b> 68) What do you think is Satan's last name?<p><b></b> 69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?<p><b></b> 70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?<p><b></b> 71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?<p><b></b> 72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?<p><b></b> 73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.<p><b></b> 74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?<p><b></b> 75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?<p><b></b> 76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?<p><b></b> 77) How can I win your heart?<p><b></b> 78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?<p><b></b> 79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?<p><b></b> 80) What size shoes do you wear?<p><b></b> 81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?<p><b></b> 82) What is your favorite word?<p><b></b> 83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.<p><b></b> 84) What is a saying you say a lot?<p><b></b> 85) What's the last song you listened to?<p><b></b> 86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?<p><b></b> 87) What is your current desktop picture?<p><b></b> 88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?<p><b></b> 89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?<p><b></b> 90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?<p><b></b> 91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?<p><b></b> 92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?<p><b></b> 93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?<p><b></b> 94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?<p><b></b> 95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?<p><b></b> 96) Do you have any relatives in jail?<p><b></b> 97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?<p><b></b> 98) Ever been on a plane?<p><b></b> 99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?<p>do it i am bored</p><p>
21 Jul 2014 14:50 | 42,680 notes | Reblog

riddlemetom:

the 7th harry potter book was released july 21st 2007 that is exactly 7 years ago today

today’s the day to make a horcrux y’all

19 Jul 2014 23:28 | 3,527 notes | Reblog

written-with-my-blood:

a support group for people who started playing Kim kardashian: Hollywood ironically and now can’t stop

19 Jul 2014 23:13 | 25,401 notes | Reblog

there was a time in my life where i was misled into hating kristen stewart and i regret it every day

19 Jul 2014 13:40 | 14,565 notes | Reblog

thatawkwardnothing:

of course you can trust me for really good relationship advice, do you know how many YA romance novels i’ve read

18 Jul 2014 22:27 | 7,847 notes | Reblog

flyleafbooks:

bookrageous:

americaninfographic:

Science Fiction Becomes Fact

BRB just have to go read all these books.

Does this give anybody else the heebie-jeebies? No, just me?! Ahhh, writers predicting the future!! -Linnie

09 Jul 2014 20:36 | 152,943 notes | Reblog
drinkmasturbatecry:

nudityandnerdery:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”
"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”
"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”
"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”
"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

And, of course: "The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.

drinkmasturbatecry:

nudityandnerdery:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

And, of course:

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.

09 Jul 2014 17:11 | 30,909 notes | Reblog

Put a “∞” in my Ask Box and I’ll shuffle my itunes and give you my favorite lyric from the song that comes up.

07 Jul 2014 22:17 | 46,036 notes | Reblog

A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

  • Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
  • Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
  • Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
  • Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
  • Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
  • Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
  • Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato